What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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What disease does a mad scientist have?

boffin spongiform encephalopathy

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

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What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

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What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla