What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla