Clap Jokes

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

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Why can't a t-Rex clap it's hands?

Because it's extinct.

Why can't a T-Rex clap?

Because they're all dead

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What do you call a red-headed ninja?

A ginja... Ensue mildly dramatic slow clapping.

What do you call a red-head ninja?

A ginja.

Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you?

M'laria.

What does a neckbeard call his imaginary girlfriend and his disease?

Ma'lady

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What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

Ginja Jokes More Ginja Jokes

What do you call a red-headed ninja?

A ginja... Ensue mildly dramatic slow clapping.

What do you call a red-head ninja?

A ginja.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!