Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.