Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

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What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home