What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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What's on the inside of a clean nose?

Fingerprints.

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.