What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside