What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!