Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ?

Bride and Prejudice !

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !