Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances