Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

How long does guacamole last in the fridge?

Please say a year.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.