How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military