Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

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What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

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What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.