What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

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What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent?

Arya Stark?

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Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

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What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!