Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

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What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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What's three times worse than OCD?

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Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop