Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe