What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.