What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

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How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds?

You debunk it.

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

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Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen