What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What do cats listen to during their free time?

they listen to podcats.

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

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How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.