What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

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Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones