What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.