Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

What went wrong in the Challenger launch?

NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

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Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.