Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

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Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter."

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Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.