What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware factory?

To get a tight seal.

Otter Jokes More Otter Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"