What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Otter Jokes More Otter Jokes

Where are otters from?

Otter space!

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.