What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

Otter Jokes More Otter Jokes

What do you call a band of otters!?

otterpop

Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"