Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary

Doc Jokes More Doc Jokes

What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.

How bad is it, doc?

Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same

Happy Jokes More Happy Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW