Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.