What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

What's the difference between reddit and resturant ?

Restaurants have better servers.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why do social justice warriors hate math?

all the inequalities

What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

Meth Jokes More Meth Jokes

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad