What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

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What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What is an archaeologist ?

Someone who's career is in ruins !

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.