How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)