What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

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What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

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Why was the redditor banned?

Voat manipulation.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

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How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up