What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?

Cirque le Jerk

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it !

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"