What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What did the redditor say to the other redditor?

Yes.

What did one Redditor say to another?

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.