What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

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What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll?

They blow themselves up.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How many redditors does it take to point out a repost?

All of them.

Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why didnt the illiterate man like my post on r/Jokes?

He's never Reddit.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.