What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Air Conditioner Jokes More Air Conditioner Jokes

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.