Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

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Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

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What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo