How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.