Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

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Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

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Who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

George Washington Carver.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.