What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why do pill bottles have cotton in them?

To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"

What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

Statue Liberty Jokes More Statue Liberty Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

Bless Jokes More Bless Jokes

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.