What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?"

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Who's there ! Aitch ! Aitch who ?

Bless You !