Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

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Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

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What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending