Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

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What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.