Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"