Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?

Dumbo !

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call five blondes in a pool?

Air bubbles.

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.