Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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I want to know her secret

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!