He forgot to pack his trunk.
It wanted to get off its ash.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
A visit from the university board of ethics.
Hell if I know
Body centered cubic
In case your other agus breaks.
They always forget Tupac.
9/11.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
It had a terminal illness.
6 foot of snot
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.