Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk