Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

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Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden