Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance