Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport