What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

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What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"