Shedding season
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Coffee Mug
Wow, this blew up!
Hi Jack!
Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.
The steaks have never been higher
They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)
He had a plane to catch.
Have a dog fight.
A good start.
Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.
The Pilot, you racist.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Cause it was snowed-in.
HI Jack!
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.
You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors
He was retarded
Intersect it with a plane.
Because it's grounded.
a pilot, you racist
They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
Fly Curious.
Throw from the plane
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
A pilot you racist
Because they're always Stalin
because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
About 6 hours.
A flat major
A plane
The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Clive, usually.
A PILOT, YOU RACIST!
On a plane.
Ground beef
Finding a plane in your field.
A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!
When it's intersected by a plane
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
In disguise.
Aren't they themselves a carry-on?
A pilot, you f'n racist!!
A pilot, you racist.
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
A pilot, you racist!
A pilot.
Holes mostly..."
I've got a plane to catch
Flying a plane.
The planes kept Stalin.
BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.
Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands
If the planes came from the outside.
A pirate.
Swine flu!
Most people miss the twin towers.
Because they can LIFT
Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.
The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.
All the way to the crash site!
Carrion.
A national travesty.
Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...
A boeing constrictor
The planes were stalin.
An hour after its landed its still whining.
One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.
Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!
Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"
Because they are almost never **tired**.
Can I crash at your place
Plane.
They ordered pepperoni but they got plane
They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.
Attention Basingers" hahaha
I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones
They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
A pilot, of course.
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
Aw man, that's a drag."
When it is intercepted by a plane.
Because he planned to blow up a plane.
At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes
Carrion luggage
I gotta catch a plane
He was on the "No Fry" list.
Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
It Netherlands.
They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.
He was Travelling Light
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
Pirates.
A comickaze
A flightoplankton.
Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.
So that they have something to pick in the off-season.
When it's intercepted by a separate plane.
Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.
All of them.
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
A: An onion.
You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!
I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.
Stephen Hawking.
NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard
It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.
because there was no jack.
Straight jack it.
