Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn?

Decaf coffee.

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

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Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

What do you call five black cars that all crash into each other?

A three car pile-up.

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What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

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What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Airplane Mode Jokes More Airplane Mode Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.