They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)
Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Well, it worked with the slaves.
I think I'm gonna crash
Paul Walker only crashed once.
The Twin Towers.
Swine flu!
Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...