What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.