What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

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How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

Why couldn't Ray Charles read?

Because he's blind you racist.

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What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.