What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

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What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

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Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read?

Because he's blind you racist.

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What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!