What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

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What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!