What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

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What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"