What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

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What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

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What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

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Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?

What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor