Curse Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Why doesn't Oedipus curse?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

What do you call an exceptionally smart Native American?

IndiGENIUS

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

How can you find Will Smith in the snow?

Because he's black

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

removed

Foil Jokes More Foil Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph