Curse Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Why doesn't Oedipus curse?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

Buyer Jokes More Buyer Jokes

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket