Curse Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Why doesn't Oedipus curse?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.