Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

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What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.