How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

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How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.