Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call someone who is good at fishing?

A Master Baiter.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.