What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

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How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

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What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

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Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

Why can't Asian parents make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

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How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

What's the difference between beekeeping and falconry?

Falconers have to be more talon-ted