How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

Whats reddits favorite tv show?

The OC.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do Asian pirates say?

ELLLLLLL!!!

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

Asian Woman Jokes More Asian Woman Jokes

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.