Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

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What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling