What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.

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What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

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What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.