What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.

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Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

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Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut