Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

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Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!