Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

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What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

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What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.