Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.