Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"