Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

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Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.