Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Fish Market Jokes More Fish Market Jokes

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)