Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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Why was the fisherman wealthy and prosperous?

Because he was a master-baiter.

Why did everyone love the fisherman?

He was a real catch

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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.