Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

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Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut