Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

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Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.