Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

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How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

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What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!